Yet another day has past

So it's been a while since I last made a blog. Yes the one..... maybe two people that read this are getting antsy to hear the lastest on my boring and...... sleep-inducing life. Yes I am using lots of....... periods. They aren't just for ending sentances anymore ;) ;)
Yeeeeeeeesssss...... well....... now what? Oh yes the sleep inducing must begin. What has happened in my little slip of the world...... Yes it takes a while..... Hmmmmm.... well..... I got a new pair of sneakers.... I gained like eight or nine pounds over the Christmas holiday. I couldn't wear my jeans and I got so mad I was crying and almost tossed my cookies..... yakked..... created projectiles of stomach acid and partially digested food..... yes I could come up with more but I will spare the agony. We had subscribed for this magazine through my cousin's school fundraiser and we finally got our first issue. What should one of the main headlines be for you don't wish to know? Well it was a 7 step(the plan not walking 7 steps) walking plan to lose weight and then maintain the lost weight. The first week involves walking a mile a day. Very easy.... it's all about baby steps. The woman that came up with this "revolutionary idea"(yes it's right up there with eating moderately and breathing) claims you are more likely to stick with a program that doesn't involve extreme changes. It's all about baby steps.... Oh dear you aren't quite asleep yet.... hmmm..... what else can I bore you with? Hmmmm.... Southpoint is so novel to people just because it's new. Sure there's a couple stores that you can't find at Northgate but they aren't so wonderful you just HAVE to go to them. Southpoint still has that horrid new mall smell..... like fresh cut marble and spackle. I like my malls to smell like old food court foods of days gone by and thousands of shoe soles..... I know that seems gross but fresh cut marble is no carnation either....
I like carnations. They are my favorite flower. I actually don't like roses. I know GASP! Stagger back in horror. A girl that doesn't like roses. I don't like diamonds either. Ooo so they're going to last until God destroys the earth like you are REALLY going to be staring at the rock on your finger at that point... Pointless utterly pointless. I want my engagement ring(stop laughing it's just what I want I know it will never happen...... stop it........ SHUT UP ALREADY... sheesh) to be my birthstone and the birthstone of the one proposing(*glare*). So unless the one proposing was born in April it doesn't need a diamond. Most people don't like garnets. I am not sure why. It's like they are less than a stone because rubies have more "clarity". Well I have some that my grandmother got from a miner friend of hers or something and I like them just fine. Though it would be really bad if I didn't even like my own birthstone. But w/e it's late and I have church in the morning.